There is a warehouse. It is full of stuff — sinks and toilets and tile and a window literally named Marvin and a diamond‑tufted bed still in its box and at least forty cans of paint we cannot identify. By the end of next week, none of it can still be there. So we’re selling all of it. Cheap. To you. Possibly today.
Short version: the lease is up and the warehouse needs to be empty. Long version: there is a lot of inventory in there, and we have exactly seven days to find new homes for it.
Most of it is brand new, still boxed, and listed online for several times what we’re asking. Some of it has been around the block. All of it is yours for a song.
No reasonable offer refused Bulk discounts encouraged
(there is, of course, more than this in person)
To the warehouse. With cash, a phone with Venmo, and shoes you don’t love. There are pallets in there.
Open the boxes. Lift the lids. Ask questions. We honestly don’t know what’s in all of them either.
Most things have a number on them. If they don’t, ask. If you have a number in mind, say it. We’re listening.
With a truck full of things you didn’t know you needed. We promise to wave. Possibly cheer.
By next Sunday, none of it can still be here.
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